Because the universe is sometimes great, there is an area where women who dress up as men, wealthy southern women who marry politicians and whose mothers recognize themselves in The Help, and lady clothing stores in New York that sell hooker gear, overlap— in nomenclature. Lady Bunny, one of the world’s most famous drag queens, is an obvious example (as a Southern senator’s wife, she’d probably be Lady Bunny Thurmond). Good luck figuring out who’s who, and let’s hope that somewhere out there there’ll be a queen named Strawberry Dousdebes McMichaels.