Are you on the list of things Morissey hates? Congratulations, you're in good company.
Even the sainted writer that is J.K. Rowling could end up on the list if the Moz finds her latest book not up to snuff.
Perhaps if he kept his firey hatred a secret, the world would be a better place.
In fact, whole galaxies, even newly discovered ones, could benefit from the occasional act of decency.
Or maybe they can just copy Ghana and even make funerals a joyful affair.
If anything, it's a better idea than building an underground park with no natural sunlight.
Then again, the idea could work if you had the right cocktail and novel at hand.
And while we're on that note, why not introduce the pay-what-you-want model to bars as well?
What will J.K. Rowling's "adult" novel be about? Harry Potter and the Reverse Mortgage?
It will probably be tamer than Dr. Seuss's book of nudes though.
Speaking of being a fancy shmancy grown up, Whole Foods is finally coming to Brooklyn.
Somewhat related: you may want to brush up on the origin of the word "douche."
In fact, why don't you just read Shel Silverstein's entire alphabet of adult-related words.
But if that's not your scene, perhaps you'd be interested in the MTA's upcoming garage sale.
And in other antiquated things: gender-based bias in literary magazines still exist.
If only there was a fairy tale ending for all of this.
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