By Kate Gavino

What will J.K. Rowling's "adult" novel be about? Harry Potter and the Reverse Mortgage?

It will probably be tamer than Dr. Seuss's book of nudes though.

Speaking of being a fancy shmancy grown up, Whole Foods is finally coming to Brooklyn.

Somewhat related: you may want to brush up on the origin of the word "douche."

In fact, why don't you just read Shel Silverstein's entire alphabet of adult-related words.

But if that's not your scene, perhaps you'd be interested in the MTA's upcoming garage sale.

And in other antiquated things: gender-based bias in literary magazines still exist.

If only there was a fairy tale ending for all of this.

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