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By Kate Gavino
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What will J.K. Rowling's "adult" novel be about? Harry Potter and the Reverse Mortgage?

It will probably be tamer than Dr. Seuss's book of nudes though.

Speaking of being a fancy shmancy grown up, Whole Foods is finally coming to Brooklyn.

Somewhat related: you may want to brush up on the origin of the word "douche."

In fact, why don't you just read Shel Silverstein's entire alphabet of adult-related words.

But if that's not your scene, perhaps you'd be interested in the MTA's upcoming garage sale.

And in other antiquated things: gender-based bias in literary magazines still exist.

If only there was a fairy tale ending for all of this.

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