By Kate Gavino

How to foster writing talent? Providing writers with a tax break could be a good start.

Especially considering that people aren't buying books to read them any more.

Maybe more people should publish their dream journals. Henry Miller and Anais Nin certainly approve.

Then again, some nightmares are too real to ever be forgotten, at least to Brian Williams.

Perhaps if Lana del Ray had gone anonymous, things would have turned out better for her.

Or... or... or... or...

Or maybe people should stop trying to ban books and take a minute to actually read them.

If they did, maybe we wouldn't run the risk of another blackout.