By Kate Gavino

It hasn't been a good week for libraries, what with California considering stopping all library funding

and New York possibly doing the same...

And librarians are taking on big publishers who are pulling their e-books from libraries.

If only the publishers willing to pay millions for Amanda Knox's memoir would help the libraries out a little

Especially considering that small publishers are having just as much trouble as libraries

If you want to cheer up a librarian though, how about a severed head to show your loyalty?

Just don't play Adele, as her songs are scientifically proven to make you cry

And you don't want to cause too much trouble, lest you end up with your own police composite sketch.

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