By Kate Gavino
Transient

Haruki Murakami was struck by inspiration whilst sitting in traffic.
Perhaps he was on his way to the Biltmore to shoot the shit with Holden?
Although, he'd need the help of Stephen King's time machine
And Florence and the Machine for some good roadtrip music
Or maybe some David Lynch for a nice dose of crazy.
A foodie classic gets an illustrated reboot
While a foreclosure firm shows off its poor taste in humor
Which would make an excellent idea for a protest book
Unless a freak snowstorm cancels that idea as well.
If that's the case, start planning your last meal
And if you're having escargot, make sure it's not Marcel the Shell.