Think your childhood diaries are bad? At least you didn't post them on the Internet.
Though, nothing could be as disastrous as the pairing of Axl Rose and Lana del Rey.
Perhaps in an alternate history, things between them could even make sense.
Then again, Abe Lincoln could've also been a vampire hunter, so who knows?
We might as well live in the present and just attend thought-provoking readings instead.
Just make sure you bring along a correctly sharpened pencil to take notes with.
Don't be caught texting, or you could get a snappy response. Possibly from Madam Secretary?
In short, just behave. Readings can be hard work, so let the readers do their best.
Otherwise, you might as well just go record shopping instead.