By Kate Gavino

Did you hear the news? Books have the power to change laws.

And some people would like to make a law to keep the Gatsby movie from ever happening.

Though, if they can make a Ulysses movie, I suppose anything is possible.

Just ask Hannah from Girls, whose literary ambition is the stuff of awkward legend.

If only newspapers had more ambition when it came to diversifying their reviews.

Or they could reach out to unorthodox book reviewers, like LeBron James's take on the Hunger Games.

He could even take on a few poems by our country's latest poet laureate.

Let's just hope the zombie invasion doesn't take place before any of that can happen.

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