Did you know writing is the greatest invention of all time?
But bronies can do little to compete with a good, solid epigraph.
If that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, perhaps Plotto will.
Either that, or you can try to win a walk-on role on Breaking Bad.
Or maybe Murakami's big screen debut could be the ticket.
Whatever you choose, make sure to include them in your acknowledgments page.
Just don't expect a docile stay-at-home wife to do all the work for you.