Did you know writing is the greatest invention of all time?

Though, bronies (male My Little Pony enthusiasts) may be a close second.

But bronies can do little to compete with a good, solid epigraph.

If that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, perhaps Plotto will.

Either that, or you can try to win a walk-on role on Breaking Bad.

Or maybe Murakami's big screen debut could be the ticket.

Listening to music is always helps, or maybe it doesn't?

Whatever you choose, make sure to include them in your acknowledgments page.

Just don't expect a docile stay-at-home wife to do all the work for you.

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