I know it’s October, but have a look at these ads, all from the Manhattan-bound platform of the Court Square E/M stop, and consider that there was barely enough remaining wallspace to accommodate that new Paul Blart spinoff.

​This is what the wheatpaste industry calls a “Hat-Trick”: homicidal maniac, political rant Sharpied onto Priority Mail label, and she-male jizzing in H.M.’s face.

The dyslexic Nazis are still out there, and they don't take kindly to human-beast unions or misquoted Bee Gees lyrics. Morton Downey Jr., your truthiness goes marching on.

“Blood and Gore / Intense Violence / Sexual Themes / Strong Language.”  So basically, they just ripped off Excitebike.

Not even children can resist the adorableness of the brain-starved undead. How long till their mothers stroll them past posters for the latest 3D stop-motion adaptation of The Last House on the Left?

The theatergoing, gin-sipping set is getting into it, too. Don't fight it: enjoy a gimlet at Weather Up, take in some asp-assisted suicide at BAM...maybe even adjourn to a midnight movie at NYFF. (My fellow blogger Mr. Fee, who covered last week's Fantastic Fest in Austin, recommends Holy Motors.)