While y'all on the East Coast have been battling very real threats to your lives and towns, over here on the West Coast, we've been, uh, rioting about baseball. Overheard near 17th and Valencia, not far from two street fires, the night the San Francisco Giants won the World Series.
Guy: What the fuck, this some Occupy shit?
Cop: Naw, the Giants won.
Guy: Hate to see what happen when they lose.
Cop: You don't watch the game?
Guy: Yeah man, I like the bear guy — that one who blasted that homer? Grizzly? Or...?
Cop: Yeah, the bear one.
Photo: Scene and Not Heard via Mission Mission