By Manjula Martin

On the 14 Mission bus, two young dudes sitting in the back seat discuss a certain popular Madison Avenue-based cable television program.

MIRRORED SUNGLASSES DUDE: Dude, did you see Draper last night? When that old British dude just wailed on that other British dude with his cane? That was his son, yo. Like it was an ordinary thing to do.

SAGGY SKINNY JEANS KID: Damn, no wonder the British came to America.

MIRRORES SUNGLASSES DUDE: I hope there’s more ladies on Draper next time, though. That dude is off the hook. Man, those ad men got it good.