Did you know writing is the greatest invention of all time?

Though, bronies (male My Little Pony enthusiasts) may be a close second.

But bronies can do little to compete with a good, solid epigraph.

If that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, perhaps Plotto will.

Either that, or you can try to win a walk-on role on Breaking Bad.

Or maybe Murakami's big screen debut could be the ticket.

Listening to music is always helps, or maybe it doesn't?

Whatever you choose, make sure to include them in your acknowledgments page.

Just don't expect a docile stay-at-home wife to do all the work for you.

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Haruki Murakami was struck by inspiration whilst sitting in traffic.
Perhaps he was on his way to the Biltmore to shoot the shit with Holden?
Although, he'd need the help of Stephen King's time machine
And Florence and the Machine for some good roadtrip music
Or maybe some David Lynch for a nice dose of crazy.
A foodie classic gets an illustrated reboot
While a foreclosure firm shows off its poor taste in humor
Which would make an excellent idea for a protest book
Unless a freak snowstorm cancels that idea as well.
If that's the case, start planning your last meal
And if you're having escargot, make sure it's not Marcel the Shell.