Something weighing you down? Why don't you come to Ayn Rand for help?
It may help you more than all those self-help books you got after graduating.
Though if one of those books happened to have a one-word title, you may want to give it a second chance.
Just don't go and feel entitled when your self-published one-word title fails to become a bestseller.
You don't want to find yourself turning into a psychotic fictional character over the ordeal.
Just try to calm down, perhaps by turning on some disco?
Don't be ashamed. Afterall, all writers have their own particular quirks.
Dan Brown's quirks are so hard-wired into his system that it can be explained via a handy flowchart.
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