As any TV connoisseur knows, MTV shows are watched mostly by tweens who don't know any better, regarding the lifestyle of an average teen or twentysomething. Thus, I spent most of my tween/formative years (1999-2006) watching the MTV reality shows of yore. Often I watched one episode of a “reality” or docu-series so many times that the featured characters became embedded in my memory. Here, a few of the MTV human plot lines that I often wonder about.